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In the way that Peter Parker, Spiderman, was recreated when bitten by a genetically engineered spider made from nuclear waste, Brock was recreated when he experienced his demise after a nuclear meltdown but didn't die.

The motto, what doesn't kill you will make you stronger, couldn't be any truer when applied to Brock Steel. First Superman, then Batman, then Spiderman, and now, Nuclear Muscled Erection Man, better known as NuME man. Only, just comic book characters, Superman, Batman, and Spiderman weren't real. Brock Steel, on the other hand, was the real deal, the manly man, the macho man, and the nuclear muscled man living among us now.

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For those who never met him, for those who didn't know him, thinking that he was a tough guy if only from his name, he looked nothing like the image that his name called to mind. Matter of fact, even more nerdy than Bill Gates of Microsoft or Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook, he was the most nerdy person on the planet, even more nerdy than Bill Nye the Science Guy. Yeah. Yet, he was smart, wicked smart, an understatement. Smarter than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Gates, Zuckerberg, and Nye combined, without doubt, he was the most brilliantly intelligent person in the world by far.

With that written, Brock Steel was no professional football player, hockey player, or cage fighter. Of all things, he was a nuclear physicist, a real egg headed brainiac. Instead of being named Brock Steel, he should have been named Bart Water or Nomar Backbone. Yeah, Bartholomew Water would befit such a man who spent a lifetime looking through a microscope at microbes or peering through a telescope to examine the stars while wondering about the expanding universe that hasn't stopped expanding since the Big Bang.

A small breed of scientist, without doubt, who will one day forever change the world with their superior intellect, their unlimited wonderment, and their inherent knowledge needed to discover and to find the answers to the mysteries of life, Brock wasn't just any scientist. Oh no. He was the top scientist not only in the United States but in the world. Graduating top of his class from MIT, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Cambridge Massachusetts and right down Massachusetts Avenue from Harvard University, when he was only 12-years-old, he earned his first doctorate in Physics at 14-years-old and his second doctorate in Mathematics by the time he was 16-years-old.

Able to recite the formula of Pi, all 67,000 digits, when he was 4-years-old, if that wasn't impressive enough, he could recite it backwards too. When he was only 5-years-old, he not only read the phone book in just a few minutes but, in the way that Dustin Hoffman played the character of Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man, he also memorized it too. He read the entire encyclopedia Britannica when he was six years old and memorized that too. A time before computers and Google, now he had the information that he needed at his fingertips to pepper all of his dialogue with answers to the questions that the average person could only find while exhaustedly searching through books at the public library. With his inherent ear for languages, especially Latin, he could speak all languages, even American Indian, Sioux, Apache, et al, and even Klingon, after only hearing just a few select phrases.

When he was 9-years-old, he applied to be a contestant on Jeopardy. A time before they had teen Jeopardy, they turned him down because he was too young but they were so impressed with him correctly answering all of the questions in the test that they give contestants before competing, they hired him to write the questions. Because of Brock Steel, Alex Trebek was a household name. Oh, yeah, definitely, indeed, Alex Trebek owes his career, his fame, and his fortune to Brock Steel. Brock Steel with his big, bad ass brain made Alex Trebek his ungrateful, little bitch.

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